Your Dating Profile is (Probs) a Shitshow
Welcome to your new
AI Dating Profile Analyzer

AI Photo Analyzer
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Profile Analyzer
Time-Saving Optimization
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See what
Chads are saying


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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this gonna tell me I’m ugly?
Nah, we’re not mean. But if your pics are giving “uncle took this on a Nokia in 2011,” our AI might gently suggest a glow-up. Think of the AI Dating Profile Analyzer like that brutally honest friend who actually wants you to win.
Why am I not getting matches?
Could be the lighting. Could be the sunglasses. Could be the fish pic. We’re here to fix that without hurting your ego (too much).
My bio says ‘Just ask.’ Is that... bad?
Yes. It’s not mysterious. It’s lazy. Let us cook something better before you get ghosted again.
What if I have like... 1 good photo?
Cool, now you need 4 more. Our AI tells you what works, what doesn’t, and what’s lowkey giving “LinkedIn energy.”
How does the AI even know what women want?
A: It’s trained on thousands of real profiles and feedback. The AI Dating Profile Analyzer doesn’t guess — it knows what gets attention (and what screams “not ready”).
Does this work for people who aren’t conventionally hot?
100%. It’s not about abs—it’s about knowing your angles, picking better photos, and not sounding like a robot in your bio.
I don’t want to sound cringe. Will this fix that?
Yup. It’s like your funniest, most emotionally intelligent friend wrote your bio. The AI Dating Profile Analyzer makes sure you sound like you, just... better.
Can this make me go viral on Hinge?
We can't promise virality, but we can promise you'll stop getting left on read for saying "Hey" as your opener (although we recommend not doing that lol).